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The Face of the “Real” James Bond: Why the “Research” Sucks

Science and art…never the twain shall meet. As if Daniel Craig hadn’t already defined Ian Fleming‘s fictional spy anti-hero, researchers have attempted to get inside the late author’s head and determine the face of the “real” James Bond, reports The Times. Off the bat, the methodology used in the research is bogus. Using a technique […]

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Simon Cowell Offers Robbie and Britney a Morrissey-esque Reality Check

I never thought I could mention Simon Cowell and my hero, Morrissey, in the same sentence, much less claim they share a sensibility. In an exclusive interview with the 3am girls, Simon takes rehab celebs like Robbie Williams and Britney Spears to task for their public meltdowns, especially when millions of people around the world […]

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Kate Moss, Pete Doherty Bring Drama to The NME’s

Those expecting mayhem and flying silverware at the live, Russell Brand-hosted Brits found it instead at the NME’s, if you believe The Sun‘s Victoria Newton. As far as award shows go, the NME’s are to the Brits what the Golden Globes are to the Oscars – a bit more liquored-up and dressed-down. But even the […]

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Charlotte Church Is Pregnant, Heather Mills Fears Losing Her “Strap-On”

The gossip newsletter Holy Moly broke the story first, and now Charlotte Church‘s people are confirming it: she is indeed knocked up, up the duff, bun in the freakin’ oven. Here’s her management’s official statement in The Daily Mail: “Charlotte has asked us to bring you the news exclusively today that she is pregnant. “For […]

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The Reviews Are In for Daniel Radcliffe’s Stage Debut

Daniel Radcliffe‘s controversial foray into theater has been met with mostly positive reviews, reports the BBC. Stars like Christian Slater, Stephen Fry, and Graham Norton were on hand for Radcliffe’s debut as demented stableboy Alan Strang in Equus. For a 17-year-old whose penis has been making the rounds on every sex blog and message board […]

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Awards Season Isn’t Over Yet: RTS Awards, Oscar Parties

Sick of seeing and hearing about Helen Mirren? Don’t tell me you’re suffering from awards fatigue just yet! That’s the great thing about being international: we have all those British awards to cover, like the Royal Television Society awards, which had their nominations announced last night. And yes, Dame Helen rears her head again, as […]

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Mexico Slaughtered Britain at Last Night’s Oscars

The British dominance of Hollywood has been a big story throughout award season. But one could be forgiven for mistaking last night’s Oscars for a World Cup match, and, predictably, Britain got beaten by Mexico. With a sea of Mexican flags waving in the audience, winner after winner from Pan’s Labyrinth and Babel were called […]

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Iraq War About To Get A Little Harry

Oh, and you thought he was bluffing? Prince Harry will, in fact, be deployed to Iraq, which is – as much as we’d hate to see anything happen to his little ginger face – his job. He’s trained for it, his superiors have signed off on it, and he wants to do it. Whether or […]

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Heather Mills McCartney Confirmed For “Dancing With the Stars”

My friend Mia IM’d me this morning, simply asking, How the hell is she gonna do the Paso Doble? We’ll certainly see, my friend, because it is confirmed: Heather Mills McCartney will hoof it in the next season of Dancing With the Stars. Former contestant Jerry Springer made the announcement on this morning’s Good Morning […]

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You’re a Creep: Thom Yorke Hits Back at Noel Gallagher

It’s hardly news that Noel Gallagher talks crap about other singers, but Thom Yorke, for one, isn’t going to take it anymore. The Radiohead frontman hit back at the Oasis singer/guitarist’s comments that Yorke’s lyrics are too doom-and-gloom, according to Gigwise: “No matter how much you sit their [sic] twiddling, going, ‘We’re all doomed,’ at […]

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