Ever wished House of Cards would dump the political intrigue, loosen up a bit and cast a drunken Katy Perry? Then we’ve got a treat in store for you.

All-round acting legend, multiple Oscar-winner and star of the hit political thriller Kevin Spacey stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night to give a masterclass in acting (not to mention the proper usage of a wig).

Always one to encourage new drama, Kevin joined host Jimmy Fallon in reading the work of three new up-and-coming scriptwriters: all under the age of 10, all with a pretty colorful imagination, and none of them with the faintest clue what House of Cards is about.

What followed was a masterful and moving insight into the art of stagecraft.

Take it away, ‘Unc-y Jimmy’:

And: scene.

House of Cards returns to Netflix on March 4, with a fifth season confirmed for 2017. If this clip is anything to go by, the show’s writers already have some pretty stiff competition.