If you think E.L. James‘ purple prose in Fifty Shades of Grey is remarkably silly, wait till you hear lines from her best-selling novel done in ridiculous accents. On last night’s (February 9) Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Jamie Dornan, the Northern Irish star of the adaptation of Fifty Shades, faced off with Fallon by reading lines from the book in accents ranging from Scottish to Russian. And Dornan, who affects an American accent in Shades, is pretty good at this game. (Shall we put him up against our own Siobhan Thompson in an epic accent battle?)

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Yep, still sexy.

Which accent was your favorite?