There appears to be a rash of funny stickers infecting the trains on the London underground at present. Some of them are daft, some are satirical, but almost all of them are amazing. Here’s a selection of the best (taken from the Facebook group Stickers On The Central Line):

 
Note the frayed edges there, for proper verisimilitude.

Oh dear there’s been a riot.

No such place!

You probably think the Brits actually do have this kind of a thing, right?

Actually HRH travels by her own private tube train.*

That’s more like it.

And we’re are GO with the sarcasm!

Wow. That’s deep, man…

Keith Richards’ favorite dinner.

Ah but wouldn’t it be fun if it were true?

Where’s YOUR stress twig?

AND FINALLY…

*Note: No she doesn’t.