This was a pretty tough decission for me.
Jeremy Clarkson: Pompous yet witty as hell. I could find myself butting heads with him for hours while he swirls some expensive liquor around in a glass and I tip back a cold budweiser.
Richard Hammond: What can I say, it seems like lady luck has something against him, resulting in everything he does being flubbered up. Well, everything except for his sharp tongued retorts to Jeremy’s verbal abuse. Best thing is, if a guy hung with him at the pub, there’d be a ton of hot gals hanging around and you just might have a chance at picking up some of his left overs….
James May: Seems to always go the road of rich heritage when choosing his cars and it always seems to bite him in the bum in the end. I honestly cheer for him in every one of their competitions, he IS the classic under dog.
The Stig: I’ve read rumors that The Stig is actually J. Clarkson under that helmet, but we all know it can’t be him because we’ve never heard The Stig ramble on about how great his driving skills are.
In the end, I had to go with Richard Hammond. Basically because I liked the idea of getting his left over girls at the bar…
P.S. Hammond, if you win the poll are you going to fly me over so I can run a few laps on your track?????? *cheesy smile*