The Stig

Some say
…that he’s illegal in 17 U.S. States
…that he invented November
…that he sleeps inside out
…that he’s confused by stairs
…that he has a digital face
…that his tears are adhesive
…that he’s Mac compatible
…he never blinks
…his watch goes up to 14
…he doesn’t understand clouds
…he’s a CIA experiment gone wrong
…that one of his eyes is a teste

Some say he was forged out of steel and fire in the devil’s own pit garage, or that he trickled to the surface of an oil pocket deep in the Earth’s crust.

All we know is, he’s called The Stig.

The Stig
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