1. Lamborghini Reventon: There's something about the black ops stealth tech look of this ultimate Lambo that makes us think Stig might not be able to resist it.

2. Metro 6R4: Something with this amount of power (410 hp in the ultimate spec) and based on a Metro would appeal to Stig's sense of humor, if he had one. Zero to 60 mph in 2.5 seconds. Stig-about-town.

3. Porsche 911 GT2: He helped us drive it on the Isle of Man and seemed content drifting it everywhere. Happy with its balance. He wouldn't touch any other 911, oh no.

4. Alfa SZ: Some say the Stig's face looks exactly like the front end of this car. Under the helmet, that is. If he had a face. Maybe.

5. Toyota Aygo Crazy: Stig's thing for going to the shops in. Except there's not much space in the boot because a 197-hp, 1.8-liter turbo engine is in there. That's OK, though.

6. Osh Kosh tank carrier: For drifting. On ice. Not for carrying tanks. Are you crazy or something?

7. Honda NSX Type-R: Some say the Stig had a hand in the Honda NSX's development. Or did he...

8. Audi R10: Stig's diesel. His only diesel. Multiple Le Mans 24 Hours victories made Stig sit up and take notice. Nothing else would have, because diesel is a problem for Stig.

9. Ariel Atom Supercharged: Stig-style purity. It has 696 hp per ton and no body and no windscreen. Faultless.

10. Mazda Furai: The Stig's idea of a concept car. Not a concept car that sits around at motor shows looking pretty, but one that gets up and hammers around a track. The 460-hp rotary engine helps.

11. Nissan GT-R: Some say he plugged himself into this car's USB port and whispered to it for 20 minutes. And then he drove it really, really fast. Hail

12. Challenger Tank: Not to go on the Osh Kosh carrier but to drift on loose gravel. And for defense.

13. Bowler Nemesis: Because the Stig likes straight lines across deserts. And doing long jumps often, slightly sideways in the air.

14. 1964 Ford Galaxy: ...fitted with a Rocket Axle mechanically driven jet under the back end. It appeals to the Stig's sense of style and grace.

15. Lambo LM002 Cheetah: Because if you're going to have an SUV, it may as well be a Lamborghini V12 SUV. And it is a bit of a handful.

16. Pirelli Pro-Jet Truck: Would steal it off Steve Murty if he could, because anything this big and this brick-shaped would need a jet engine.

17. Trophy Andros Yaris: For more drifting on ice. And at least one car in Stig's garage would need to have spikes on its tires.

18. Vauxhall VXR500: Because you can never have enough snap oversteer in a big saloon car.

19. Hamann Ferrari F40: Because bigger KKK turbochargers and bigger intercoolers were precisely what the Ferrari F40 needed: 620 hp, 2,640 pounds.

20. Porsche 917: Because it's a very fast and powerful Le Mans car from the good old days. Driven by Steve McQueen in the film "Le Mans" ? like an old woman on Valium and gin, according to the Stigster.

21. Porsche 956: See Porsche 917 directly above.

22. Porsche 962: See Porsche 917 and Porsche 956 directly above. The Stig wouldn't mess about with his Le Mans.

23. Nissan R390 GT1: As we say, the Stig wouldn't mess about with his Le Mans car collection.

24. Toyota GT-One TS020: See Porsche 917, 956, 962, and Nissan R390 above. As we say, the Stig wouldn't mess about with his...yeah.

25. Mazda 787B: Ditto.

26. Silk Cut Jaguar XJR-12: See Porsche 917, 956, 962, R390 and Mazda 787B above. Stig wouldn't mess about with his Le Mans car collection.

27. Ferrari 330 P3: You're probably getting the picture by now about the Stig's Le Mans cars.

28. Lola T70: Starts with "Le" ends with "Mans"

29. Murcielago R-GT: Lambo doesn't go racing very often, and didn't officially go racing with this, so it's a rare groove beast and it has 580 hp.

30. Porsche 935: If the Stig could say any single word, it might very well be "flachbau," or "flat nose." The 240-mph Porsche 935 is also a Le Mans car, and the Stig wouldn't mess about with his Le Mans car collection.

31. BMW CSL Batmobile: For those days when the Stig wants to create a Euro-chic feel: the 430-hp six helps.

32. Audi Quattro S1 E2: The regular S1 was a bit soft, so Stiggy would have this as his essential Quattro. Group B rally cars feature heavily in this garage and for good reason. Stig, he like.

33. Ferrari FXX: You'll notice that the Enzo doesn't appear anywhere in the garage. It's because the FXX exists. More powerful and lighter, better. Stig's Enzo, for sure.

34. Porsche Carrera GT: We'd like to think the Stig appreciates beautifully setup and brutally fast road cars as well as purebred racers. The Carrera GT is the sort of car Stig would drive if he needed to cheer himself up. One to come back to.

35. Tony Schumacher's Top Fuel Dragster: Some say that dragsters don't go round corners, but the Stig would find a way to drift this puppy. Sponsored by the U.S. Army and developing 6,000 hp, this Top Fuel Rail is one of the fastest ever and would occupy a quiet corner of the pen.

36. Renault RS01: Why would modern F1 cars interest the Stig? They have grooved tires and develop only 750 hp. Mid-'80s F1 cars had turbos and 1,500 hp. This Renault was one of the first and most dangerous.

37. BTCC Sierra Cosworth RS500: And while we're on mental turbo racing cars, this one would be a must. Dick Johnson's old Aussie Shell car would do.

38. Zakspeed Ford Capri: Big splitter, big rear wing, 1980s, lots of power, rear-wheel drive. 'Nuff said.

39. Ferrari 512 BB LM: See Porsche 917, 935, 956, 962, Nissan R390, Mazda 787B, Silk Cut Jag, Ferrari P3 and Lola T70 above. The Stig, as has been well established, wouldn't mess about with his Le Mans car collection.

40. Ferrari 430 Scuderia: Considered the greatest road-going sports car of all. The Stig would have one and he'd thrape it hard on weekends.

41. TVR Cerbera Speed 12: Silly, yes, but the Stig would have one: 880 hp tells its own story. Utter lunacy.

42. Lotus Carlton: The first, and some say the greatest ever, fast saloon. The Stig would indeed own one.

43. BMW M1 Procar: Probably the coolest-ever one-make race series car, and the Stig would have to have a one-make race series car.

44. Clio V6: Because it's an unlikely car and has the rear seats ripped out and replaced with an engine. Also prone to snap oversteer.

45. Ferrari 512S: Let us confirm: Stig wouldn't mess about with his Le Mans car collection.

46. McLaren M8F: The only group in Stig's garage to rival his Le Mans car collection would be his '70s Can-Am car collection. No messing about here.

47. Espace F1: The Stig would need a people mover and this would be it. It can't actually carry any people, because it has all the rear seats ripped out and replaced with a 700-hp V10 F1 engine, but that's all right.

48. Ford Mustang GT500: Because the Stig would need a Yankee muscle car, and this is the best.

49. Saab Viggen: Because every now and then, Stig likes to cope with massive torque steer.

50. Spirit of America: The Stig would need a jet-powered land-speed record car, and this one is prone to snap oversteer at 675 mph. And there's nothing wrong with that.

51. Koeniggsegg CCX: This one bit. He liked that, though he understood that not everyone would. So he worked with the Koenigsegg people on a rear wing to fix it. Cool, eh?