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Episode 1: Nature Under Constraint and Vexed
“Rachel you BITCH.” - Sarah Manning
If you thought maybe Sarah Manning and Rachel Duncan had managed to “come to terms” over hiatus, think again. The battle between punk and proclone is more vicious than ever, with Sarah's daughter Kira still MIA.
”There’s nowhere to run.” - Prolethean
Sarah kicks off premiere by kicking through bathroom drywall to escape capture by two creepy armed Proletheans. Badass.
”We have an emergency, and you’re high.” - Sarah Manning
Felix tripping in a five-way wearing assess chaps? Welcome back, Fee. You’ve been sorely missed.
”You know a drug dealer named Ramon?" - Felix Dawkins
Alison Hendrix. Homemaker. Mother. Go-to girl for guns.
”Show them. Shine.” - Alison’s creepy musical director
Alison’s doing some community theater this season. No, not Cats. Alison's taking Aynsley’s role in the play. One of the benefits of mistakenly murdering the lead.
”I made that!” - Alison Hendrix
Only Alison would deliver a gun in a bouquet with a handmade card. Love you, Alison!
”Shite.” - Sarah Manning as Cosima Niehaus
Get out your clone scorecards. It’s a classic Orphan Black clone swap!
”You’re not Cosima.” - Delphine Cormier
Sarah does her best Cosima (hand talking, heavy eyeliner, faux-dreads), but science girlfriend Delphine isn’t fooled. They kiss, and Delphine calls her out.
”You don’t own us.” - Sarah Manning
Don’t mess with Sarah, or you get pistol whipped. Proclone learns this lesson the hard way.
“My seestra shot me.” - Helena
Cue up the scratchy psycho soundtrack. Your favorite Ukrainian blonde is inexplicably back from the dead.