America’s British population has taken to the web to voice its displeasure at news that U.S. candy giant Hershey has successfully blocked our much loved U.K.-produced chocolate from being exported to the land of the free.
Ten packets of SUGAR to enjoy on top of your Jell-O. Mmm!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. SUUUUGARRRRRrrr SeeeeEStraaaaas.
*NO ASSEMBLY NECESSARY. SEVERED TAIL NOT INCLUDED.
**ONE OF FIVE PRIZE PACKS WILL INCLUDE A VERY SPECIAL ADDITIONAL PRIZE: THE CLASH “LONDON CALLING” T-SHIRT. If this particular prize doesn’t make you hyperventilate with excitement, then this contest is not for you.
SWAG PIC TO DROOL OVER:
Q: Oh wow, I want all of those things, especially the sugar packets. How do I enter?
A: Tweet tweets with hashtag #CloneClub and the @OrphanBlack handle. It is that easy. We will leave the rest of the message up to you. Tell us why you’re a fan of the show. Post fan art you made. Quote your favorite line. Write a haiku. Link to your favorite show clip. Tell your followers where to watch the series (with this handy link: http://bit.ly/w2wOrphanBlack). Be as creative as you want. Tweet as often as you want. Just include #CloneClub and @OrphanBlack and you’re IN.
Q: When is this sugary sweet giveaway happening?
A: It is happening RIGHT NOW. We will pick one winner a day starting July 11th until July 16th, which just happens to be the very day the DVDs are released. (“What great timing!” said someone who appreciates timely giveaways.)
Q: Oh man, I hope I win.
A: We are pulling for you.
Q: Anything else?
A: Yes, actually, one more thing. As members of #CloneClub, it is your official duty to spread the word about Orphan Black. If you’re a winner, we’d love it if you had a little #CloneClub recruitment viewing party to binge watch your new DVDs. There’s enough Jell-O to go around, right?