‘Funny As Hell’ Most Hilarious Lines

“Only America could have given us an Olympic female swimmer by the name of Misty Hymen. If your last name is Hymen, don’t name your kid an adjective.” - Adam Hills

"I was born and raised in London. As I said, my parents are Nigerian. That presents me with a dilemma. What am I? Whose side am I on? I said to my dad, 'Dad, who am I?' My dad sat me down and said, 'Stephen! Never ever forget your roots. You are Nigerian...unless you are passing through immigration in any international airport.'" - Stephen K. Amos

“My mom and Dad are from Nigeria... I went back to Africa to get in touch with my roots, my African roots, and discovered my roots are in London. Nigeria scared the hell out of me. It was terrifying! I stayed at the hotel with the white people.“ - Gina Yahsere

“I’m not scared of flying. I’m scared of flying...and suddenly not flying.” - Gina Yahsere

“It says a lot about the French, the Croissant. It says we are flakey and a little bit gay.” - Danny Bhoy

“I’m half Scottish half Indian. There’s nothing wrong with that. It means that unlike most scot I don’t get sunburned watching fireworks.” - Danny Bhoy

"Before he (Obama) got in, the right wing in America tried to use his name against him. They said, 'It’s Barack Hussein Obama. He says he’s not a Muslim but his middle name is Hussein. He says he’s not a terrorist but Obama sounds quite a lot like Osama, therefore let’s not have him.' That was literally the level of debate in America. If anything, I think I’ve elevated it by putting it in an English accent." - Alun Cochrane

"That is a change that occurred in my lifetime. Seriously? I’m 37. Did we really conquer space travel before we put the suitcase and the wheel together? Seems like an absurd set of priorities doesn’t it? Surely we should have had the wheely suitcase before we had a fully functioning spaceship. If nothing else, it would have helped them load up." - Alun Cochrane

"And then he peels his underwear off…peels his underwear off!... I’m on the bottom bunk. I’m on cock-cam, that’s where I am. I’m trying to look away, but I’m looking at the eye of the beast. My eyes are going, 'Don’t take a look, don’t take a look,' but my brain is going, 'Take a look, take a look.'" - Al Pitcher

"That’s right folks, I was born a twin. I didn’t even have the luxury of being born alone. I said to my mom last year, 'Tell me honestly mom, what was it like having twins.' My mom sat me down and went, 'Oh Stephen, it was like all the joy and beauty of having one child…. but totally ruined.' Thanks mom." - Stephen K. Amos

‘Funny As Hell’ Most Hilarious Lines

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