It’s that time of year again – the Most Popular Baby Names of 2012 are revealed. I always like to compare British and American favorites. Let’s see.
All a bit boring really, in that there are no unbelievable howlers. What surprises me this year is how many similarities there are on the girls’ lists. It’ll be interesting to see if Madison, Aubrey, Addision and Avery make it over to the UK, as I for one, always thought they were boys’ names. I mean don’t they have an undeniable masculinity about them, or is it just me?
The British trend for choosing grandfather-type names such as Archie, Alfie and Wifie didn’t cross the Pond. (Surely it can only be a matter of time before my grandfather’s name, Cuthbert, makes it onto the list.) Nor did the ubiquitous Freya and Poppy, although Mia made an appearance this year on the American list and disappeared off the British top 20. Hailey, the U.S.’s number 19 seems a little too 1960’s for Britain I suspect, and it’s certainly not in the top 100 yet. Having said that, a very popular little girls’ name in my neck of the Midwest is Audrey, and Brian is a fairly common name for little boys. I don’t think there are many Brits with either name who are under 60 and 40-years-old respectively.
Another list in the US is of the more, errr, unusual names registered in 2012. Some poor boys were named Aero, Casanova, Exodus, Mowgli and Turbo. I’m picturing the scene at the local park where a parent is trying to round the kids up to go home. “Come on Casanova, it’s time to go home,“ as said child buries his head in the sandpit. Oh the shame. It’s one thing being called Romeo when you’re a Beckham and everyone thinks your dad’s a god among men, but quite another when you’re little Casanova in 3rd grade, getting your head shoved down the toilet on a daily basis.
The girls didn’t fare much better with Ace, Excel, Juju, McLean and Rogue. Do you think these people just see the name written on a shelf or on the side of a truck and say “Oh, that’s a good name?” And calling your child Rogue, no matter how rock and roll it may seem, is just begging for trouble.
Perhaps we should have a new service at hospitals – baby-naming counselors, armed with dictionaries.
Do you have a favorite?