‘Copper’ Caption Contest: Five Points’ Finest: WINNER!

Congratulations to our Copper caption contest winner, Hannah Stone!

“Did they just put in a new pool?”

Honorable Mentions:
“Oh, man, is that parade float from Eva’s Brothel?” – Sally Bartlett
“Well I’ll be damned. Never thought Morehouse could run that fast with one leg.” –Dan Carelli
“Scoping for chicks, 19th Century style.” – Jill Stanton

Stop by next Wednesday for round four of the Copper Caption Contest. Thanks to all the fans who entered!

Have a witty caption for this pic of Maguire, Corcoran, and O’Brien?

Leave your Copper caption in the comments below, and we’ll pick our favorite to feature on the site! The winner will score a sweet Brass Knuckles T-Shirt AND Copper tote bag. So leave your best zinger below, then stop back here tomorrow at 4PM/3c to find out who won week three of our Copper caption contest!

OFFICIAL COPPER CAPTION CONTEST RULES HERE

  • Margaret Daly

    Francis: “I saw her first, back off Corky!”.

  • Mike

    So this is the UK’s answer to Charlies Angles

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.danner.96 Rachel Danner

    Did you see the bustle on that one?

  • Brandon

    “It’s not so much that he threw up in the street that worries me, it’s the fact that he passed out face-first in it.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.kleinman1 Jason Kleinman

    So you are telling me that they are going to give parades for heroes up this crud covered street? Your crazy Corcoran!!

  • Aaron

    Oh, Bullocks is that Morehouse giving a piggy-back?

  • http://twitter.com/labgrrl Labgrrl

    “It’s not that she’s wearing pants…I can sort of handle that. It’s that I’m pretty sure they don’t go on your head.”

  • http://twitter.com/kentwash roy

    When do the floats go by.

  • Joe Skeen

    Look at the size of those…and we go to Eva’s ALOT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/janet.musgrave.35 Janet Musgrave

    What’s with this Moorehouse, he seems to get all the ladies !!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/larry.patin.9 Larry Patin

    Holy ‘crap’, we gotta talk to the mayor about that ‘curb your dog’ law…

  • http://www.facebook.com/sharon.dyer.54 Sharon Dyer

    Maguire, you plonker, I told you not to nick that Willy Wonka’s hat….he’s still hanging about outside & he’s got a whole gang of fekkin weird orange blokes with him……

  • http://www.facebook.com/thom.setaro Thom Setaro

    Altogether, they’ve got six good arms, five good eyes, and the guy in the middle has a Johnson like no other.

  • Donna Grant-Walker

    Morehouse can huff and puff but he can’t blow our house down!

  • http://twitter.com/hstone304 hannah stone

    Did they just put in a new pool?

  • http://twitter.com/Kds1st4Jaka Elizabeth Jaka

    Zombies… Why does it always have to be Zombies?!

  • Judy_J

    I dunno, Corky….them pigs look awful well-fed to me.

  • lindyb

    We need a drink, We need a lot of life insurance, we need a vacation, we need a home in the country. What we have is a coat, a hat and a gun. Credit to Raymond Chandler

  • http://www.facebook.com/darrin.russell.75 Darrin Russell

    will you guys quit staring out the window, i dont think they deliver the oscar nominations right to the door, i believe theyll call and let us know

  • http://twitter.com/SunnyKurowski Sunny Stormageddon

    Is that a gun in his pocket?

  • http://twitter.com/AmieMichael1 Amie Michael

    Sybil will never find us here!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sandra.s.roll Sandra Shattuck Roll

    He’s naked running down the street. Something like this happens only in Five Points.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rkask Robb Kask

    Good Lord, look what Annie’s doing to that guy in the alley!

  • Suzanne Jaszcz

    Oh my God what is he wearing? Someone tell him that that top hat is sooo 1850.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jim.Rouse Jim Rouse

    I wonder where he’s going with that fruitcake?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tmoriarty2 Tim Moriarty

    “Nah, we don’t need to shoot ‘em… yet.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/debbie.stirlingmacdonald Debbie Stirling MacDonald

    I told you Sybill is just like a bloody hound dog…she’ll find us no matter where we hide!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/deborahbernstein423 Deborah Bernstein

    “alright guys, lets play our annual game of i spy. this time no cheating!”

  • lypsiladdict

    Who’d you say that was? Honey Boo Boo?

  • PamW.

    I betcha’ $10 dollars both those Whores can’t fit their hoops in that carriage! Any takers gentlemen?

  • Jill Stanton

    Scoping for chicks 19th Century style.

  • http://www.facebook.com/debra.g.hensley Debra Gottlieb Hensley

    “Fine McGuire- I’ll huff this time and you can draw the smiley face on the window. Sheesh.”

  • LexaRed

    “There is no way she can bend like that! What the hell?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/SallyintheValley Sally Bartlett

    Oh, Man, is that parade float from Eva’s Brothel?

  • Melissa

    Maguire tells Corcoran “aye her, you did THAT! What were you thinking?” Corcoran says “I wasn’t my little guy was, yeesh”

  • Frank Gustafson

    If wearing nothing but a smile was a qualification for running for Congress, that gal right there would get my vote.

  • http://www.facebook.com/holly.roach.35 Holly Roach

    By george. It’s Mary Poppins!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kate.freess Kate Freess

    “I have the weirdest boner.”

  • cturnish

    look at ‘em. where he think he is, Deadwood

  • http://www.facebook.com/SallyintheValley Sally Bartlett

    Gentlemen, We’ve just been spotted! On the count of three …

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grace-Soriano/100001403347828 Grace Soriano

    If I didn’t know better, I’d say we were being filmed.

  • david waltrip

    That Eva sure do have enough ass to go around……………. So what do you say boys are ye in?

  • http://www.facebook.com/serene3 Molly Serene Gaston

    Aye lads, need to go visit Eva after seeing that fine piece of rump roast walking by us. I’m such a swine of a man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andersonkirol Barbara Anderson

    “Before the Stooges, there where….THE DETECTIVES!”

  • Willow408

    I was hoping Annie was now out of the picture when her “husband” came and took her away. Darn. She is making a fool of Corky and I can’t believe he’s that stupid! I hope not. Love the show though.

  • JT

    Hear that ! Someone forgot to turn off their cell.