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‘Copper’ Caption Contest: WINNER!

By Gretchen Hansen | Posted on September 19th, 2012

Congratulations to our Copper Caption Contest winner, Psychosax!

“Was gonna take Father to court, but the lawyer said I didn’t have a leg to stand on.”

Honorable Mentions:
“I believe in getting drunk as many as six times before breakfast.” — Lindsay
“What makes you think you can pass Go?” — Lindsay Anne Miller
“I see your ‘Swag’ and raise you ‘Dapper.’” — Nikki Nystrom
“Why is that man behind me out walking his Holstein cow?” — Carl Lamy

Stop by next Wednesday for round two of the Copper Caption Contest. Big ups to all the fans who submitted!

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Have a witty caption for this pic of Robert Morehouse?

Leave your Copper caption in the comments below, and we’ll pick our favorite to feature on the site! The winner will score a sweet Brass Knuckles T-Shirt AND Copper tote bag. So leave your best zinger below, then stop back here tomorrow at 4PM/3c to find out who won the very first Copper caption contest!

OFFICIAL COPPER CAPTION CONTEST RULES HERE

| 80 Comments
  • http://www.facebook.com/DolayneDomesticGoddess Dolayne Schraden

    Top o’ the mornin’ to ya…

  • http://www.facebook.com/angelus2040 Zac Carpenter

    Even The Doctor couldn’t pull this look off. I wear a stovepipe hat now, stovepipe hats are cool.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.kleinman1 Jason Kleinman

    That’s what you think, I’m going to enter that ass kicking contest anyway!!!!

  • Josh Brown

    Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it.

  • Judy_J

    I’m puttin’ on my top hat,
    Tyin’ up my white tie,
    Brushin’ off my tails.

  • http://www.facebook.com/morgan.schafer.1962 Morgan Schafer

    Oh Robert, you are a scandalous scoundrel.

  • Josh

    Yes, as i was saying that imbecile dog had the audacity to think that he was as proper as a human and had the right to sleep in my bed…..uh, he’s behind me isn’t he..

  • David Dyte

    Is that ferret chewing on my scalp again? Next time, I bring a box.

  • Nikki Nystrom

    I see your “Swag” and raise you “Dapper”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8363633 Julie Boldt Allen

    Know one will guess I have that second flask under my hat!

  • Ed Krysalk

    Lordy, that boy eats sooo much, he must have a hollow leg!

  • Lauren M

    …and Dickens says “Really! Take my hat!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/patrick.tomcic Patrick Tomcic

    next stop home to have a drink hope its cold

  • JasonKilled

    “Unfortunatly I will have to stop for a moment or I may crap my pants”

  • http://twitter.com/moonr0se mary.

    I like big bustles and I cannot lie!

  • russ54d

    damn,forgot to get my leg varnished,drink time

  • http://www.facebook.com/synderrela Katie West-Carlile

    Fill all the sweets with libations, Good Sir!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.bryla Kevin Bryla

    Yes, I am a bit of a scoundrel. But I intoxicate others with my magnificence!

  • http://www.facebook.com/synderrela Katie West-Carlile

    These chops where made for walkin’

  • http://www.facebook.com/LadyLindsayofGlencairn Lindsay Anne Miller

    “What makes you think you can pass Go?”

  • Lindsay

    Cloudy with a chance of muttonchops

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000022526393 Becky Rosaly

    “I”m Free.”

  • http://twitter.com/AmieMichael1 Amie Michael

    Now which house is mine?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000457818445 Willie Gonzalez

    “Oh Mr Wonka, you had it all terribly wrong. You simply only need liquor, whores, and lots of money to get the whole world to love you; not chocolate.”

  • Lindsay

    I believe in getting drunk as many as six times before breakfast.

  • Stephanie Nett

    Maybe if I just stand here real still no one will see me…

  • http://twitter.com/jhramberg jhramberg

    Where can I get some apple sauce to go with these pork chops ?

  • http://twitter.com/jhramberg jhramberg

    I just may have enough to get in line for the new iphone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/boston.joe.7 Joe Silva

    Should I get a burger or some pizza!

  • http://twitter.com/jhramberg jhramberg

    No bars here too? My cell coverage sucks

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.wurm Zach Wurm

    I see you’re at the TOP of your game, my HATS off to you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gloriapigue.miller Gloria Pigue Miller

    Baby, baby, I can do it Gangnam Style even with this fake leg!!!
    Eh- Sexy Lady Oppan gangnamseutail!

  • GilaSelectah

    It’s not my stump, I’m just delighted to see you…

  • http://www.facebook.com/kris.berling.3 Kris Berling

    New Hat – $2.00
    Flask full of Whiskey – $1.40
    Feeding the dog behind me chocolate laxative – Priceless

  • JasonDKing

    Don’t laugh, this hat makes for a great leg…

  • http://www.facebook.com/holly.roach.35 Holly Roach

    Damn I forgot my matching manpurse!

  • http://www.facebook.com/SallyintheValley Sally Bartlett

    “Yes, these are the same clothes I had on last night. So, what?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1668926688 Sara Heins

    The top hat says business, but the flask in the coat pocket says party.

  • Nbeam79

    Hehehe…I totally just pantsed my father’s valet. Who says being a one-legged drunk doesn’t have its charms?

  • http://www.facebook.com/autumn.rose.106 Autumn Rose

    My uncle was better than his word. He did it all and infinitely more. And to Tiny Tim– who did not die-he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man as the good ‘ol city knew! Or any other good ‘ol city, town, or burra in the good ‘ol world… Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!

  • kadenus

    Uh-oh, I feel termites.

  • Liz

    Drat, I left my leg back at Madame Eva’s.

  • http://twitter.com/psychosax psychosax™

    “Was gonna take Father to court but the lawyer said I didn’t have a leg to stand on.”

  • Betty France

    May those who love us, love us.
    And those that don’t love us,
    May God turn their hearts;
    And if He doesn’t turn their hearts
    May He turn their ankle or remove their leg,
    So we’ll know them by their limping.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.rochon.165 Chris Rochon

    I could own this town if I just had a bigger hat…

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.ley Darren Ley

    “My hat is bigger than Lincoln’s!”

  • pjsonny

    If you only knew what i keep under this hat- heh…

  • Marilyn

    I found a penny, a “copper” ha, ha!

  • http://www.facebook.com/colby.benjamin Colby Russell Benjamin

    I dont always get into drunken brawls at the pub. But when I do, I use my leg as a blunt instrument!

  • Jocelyn

    Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

  • Lisa Rey

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one…a guy with a fake leg walks into a bar…

  • Jennifer G

    Oh yes, I like to get high with Corky.

  • Jeff C.

    Was it the “The pellet with poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that’s true.” or is it the flagon with the dragon….

  • http://www.facebook.com/troy.stevens.7737 Troy Stevens

    I’m looking for an odd gentleman that goes by the name of “Total Biscuit”, have you by chance seen him?

  • http://www.facebook.com/kurganghidorah John Youhess

    I’m gonna whip somebody’s ass! Oh, I’m gonna whip somebody’s ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lew.mills.3 Lew Mills

    Hey! Copper…Wanna see me pull a Rabbit Outa Me Hat???

  • Margaret Daly

    Yes, I can drink vast quantities of liquor, how many times have I had to tell you I have a hollow leg.

  • The Bluelady

    I may have a hollow leg , but the real surprise is under my hat. Why do you think I wear it so often?

  • Lisa Rey

    I’m not really sure what Gangnam Style is, but I’m pretty sure I have it…

  • http://www.facebook.com/nancy.mooreziller Nancy Moore Ziller

    Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don’t care!

  • Brian Luft

    purchase all of five points?? what about the land all around central perk…I mean park?

  • SisterLeo

    Damn it, Corky! Make a manly fist and bump it into mine. It shall be de rigueur one day, trust me old boy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/carl.lamy.9 Carl Lamy

    Why is that man behind me out walking his Holstein cow?

  • http://www.facebook.com/linda.martin.965580 Linda Martin

    Looking for Sex and the City: Mr. Big, circa 1864 New York.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mike.F.Patino Mike Patino

    I’m Robert Morehouse and I Authorized This Message

  • http://www.facebook.com/deborahbernstein423 Deborah Bernstein

    hmm, if i could get the right cane, i could replace the monopoly guy.

  • HefNasty

    Ah, to be young, rich, and full of top shelf liquor.

  • Susan Behon

    I don’t drink often but when I do I…no, wait, I do drink often.

  • Louise O’Brien

    I am Robert Moorhouse not The Mad Hatter!

  • http://twitter.com/JanelleDuncan JanelleDuncan

    Hmm, Buy more property or have some real fun? Definitely fun!

  • miss d

    You know what they say about men with big hats …

  • http://www.facebook.com/kate.freess Kate Freess

    those aren’t mutton chops, it’s a beard comb-over.

  • Sunny Stefani

    With my devilish good looks…
    charming the Ladies with ease and a Rogue amongst Men…this dashing Rake shall have it all…at the very end!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.mcpadden Mary Beth McPadden

    Yes I am a scoundrel, but Ms. Haverford, will you allow me to take you?

  • Lindsay

    Why is a raven like a writing desk? I haven’t the slightest idea.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ken-George/633833087 Ken George

    Shite, now where did I leave my hat and what is that smell oh yea shite.

  • http://www.facebook.com/colby.benjamin Colby Russell Benjamin

    I dont always get into drunken brawls. But, when I do, I use my leg as a blunt instrument!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dbestwest Dennis Best-West

    and then on to check out that new store, I think they call it Macys.

  • http://twitter.com/psychosax psychosax™

    Hi, just got DM on twitter saying I had won the caption competition!! however when I try to reply I get an error message “Forbidden”? any other way I can contact?

  • Margaret Daly

    Who won the Twitter Contest?

    Get Glue

    Copper