‘Copper’ Caption Contest: High Kicks WINNER!

Congratulations to our Copper caption contest winner, Susanne Saunders Lukacek!

When it comes to murder, I never get cold feet.

Honorable Mentions:
Warm Feet, Cold Heart! - Sally Bartlett
Damn Corky, always knocks my socks off. - Sally Bartlett
Damn! I just got a Run… Lola, Run. – Jim Accomando

Stop by next Wednesday for round five of the Copper Caption Contest. Thanks to all the fans who entered!

Have a witty caption for this pic of Eva Heissen?

Leave your Copper caption in the comments below, and we’ll pick our favorite to feature on the site! The winner will score a sweet Brass Knuckles T-Shirt AND Copper tote bag. So leave your best zinger below, then stop back here tomorrow at 4PM/3c to find out who won week three of our Copper caption contest!


  • http://twitter.com/Moonie511 Stephanie Nett

    ‘You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…..

  • Lisa Rey

    “I enjoy being a girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!”

  • Joe Skeen

    On. Off. On. Off. The things we do for a buck…or a Corky.

  • eebers

    I don’t always wear red stockings, but when I do, I kill

  • http://www.facebook.com/VampiressPhoenix Amber Martinez

    Hanes Her Way

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001344425310 Cullen AndAndrea

    Molly’s blood sure is a nice shade of red!

  • http://www.facebook.com/SallyintheValley Sally Bartlett

    Warm feet, Cold Heart!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nrotunno1 Nick Rotunno

    “Did I cut myself shaving? Oh, that’s right… we don’t do that yet.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jessica.stanley.121 Jessica Stanley

    “I am a scarlet lady, only fitting for me to wear red…the fact that it hides the blood of my victims is an added bonus.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jaccomando Jim Accomando

    “Damn! I just got a Run… Lola, Run.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.m.simon Stephen Michael Simon

    Even Satan put’s her socks on, one foot at a time.:

  • redpanda62

    They say the well bred don’t wear red… Hmmph… fashion dogma for hoity twits like lady haverford…

  • http://www.facebook.com/SallyintheValley Sally Bartlett

    Cold feet makes kickin’ butt harder!

  • http://www.facebook.com/eileen.riley.50 Eileen Riley

    All the better to hide my cloven hooves…

  • http://www.facebook.com/lora.allen.5 Lora Allen

    How to get bigger tips from Boston tourists…

  • crewdog

    Well, that was a lot of effort for nothing — Copper, indeed!

  • http://www.facebook.com/susanne.lukacek Susanne Saunders Lukacek

    When it comes to murder, I never get cold feet.

  • Thomas

    I wore red socks before it was cool!

  • Judith Brooker

    Those whores on “Hell on Wheels” must be SO jealous of me and my red socks! Hahah!

  • charity

    these socks would be easier to pull up if I braided the hair on my legs first

  • InteractThis

    Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

  • http://www.facebook.com/teresa.malinowski.5 Teresa Malinowski

    Red stockings — I’m a whore or it’s Christmas

  • http://www.facebook.com/holly.roach.35 Holly Roach

    Im ready for my close up Mr. Lincoln or i mean corky, im sorry i mean….oh hell whoever will buy me more of these fancy socks

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrea.milano2 Andrea Milano

    The Red Sox are playing tonite… Ready, set, go!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thom.setaro Thom Setaro

    “Every client has his own little fetish; for instance, the Mayor enjoys pretending that he is Santa Claus, and these red stockings lead the way to my special milk and cookies.” – Eva

  • Frank Gustafson

    Straight razor hidden in stocking, gives a girl that warm and fuzzy feeling all over.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darrin.russell.75 Darrin Russell

    That’s what I get for washing my red shirt with my whites

  • David Miles

    I still think a red light is better for business than these damn red socks!

  • http://www.facebook.com/SallyintheValley Sally Bartlett

    Damn Corky! Always knocks my socks off!

  • Jill Stanton

    I can rock a top hat AND red stockings!

  • SB Sungirl

    Let me show you the way to satisfaction, just follow the stocking…

  • http://www.facebook.com/KLCAMP Kathy Campbell


  • RLD

    RED, the color of Love, Hate and, sometimes, warm feet.

  • zach

    If I’d known Molly was hiding these from me earlier….

  • http://www.facebook.com/Artemis616 Diana Lyons

    Pullin’ on another con on Corky……. beware!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8363633 Julie Boldt Allen

    Red…it’s the new black!

  • Just Sayin’

    These red socks would look better on Corky’s bedroom floor yeknow?