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‘Copper’ Caption Contest: Go Team – WINNER!

By Gretchen Hansen | Posted on October 17th, 2012

Congrats to this week’s Copper caption contest winner, Jayne Anastasia!

“I’ll take it into consideration…” – Robert Morehouse

Honorable Mentions:
Morehouse: “Whatever. My leg was taller than that.” – Pilar Clark
Morehouse: “The guy I pay to do these sorts of things should be here any second.” – Brian Kasnick
Down low………..too slow. – Rocky Barnette
We can’t all be paper. - Debra A. Kipikasha

Thanks to all the Copperheads who entered! Is it Sunday yet?

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Have a witty caption for this pic of Kyle Schmid, Tom Weston-Jones, and Ato Essandoh?

Leave your Copper caption in the comments below, and we’ll pick our favorite to feature on the site! The winner will score a sweet Brass Knuckles T-Shirt AND Copper tote bag. So leave your best zinger below, then stop back here tomorrow at 4PM/3c to find out who won week four of our Copper caption contest!

OFFICIAL COPPER CAPTION CONTEST RULES HERE

| 70 Comments
  • Pilar Clark

    “Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. No, really, it’s a thing!” – Dr. Freeman

  • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.pf Aarøn P-f

    Obama really did destroy your candiate last night, Morehouse. And I think Corky agrees.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cpantoga Chris Pantoga

    You call that a Tan check this out!

  • http://greenergirl.typepad.com greenergirl

    Who needs FIVE points?! ; )

  • Vickie8669

    I’m telling you man, it was Bilbo Baggins!! He was only this high…

  • Joe Skeen

    Chicks dig us on three. 1…2…
    Wait, does that include Annie?

  • kim flynn

    his hat is this tall ha ha ha

  • http://www.facebook.com/steve.fouts.7 Steve Fouts

    Remember, Major Moorhouse, back when your right leg came down farther than here?

  • Pilar Clark

    “Whatever. My leg was taller than that.” – Robert Morehouse

  • http://www.facebook.com/deanna.h.wolf DeAnna Hope Wolf

    No hand, no foul!

  • eebers

    Put in it if you got all yo’ limbs!!

  • Stephanie Nett

    Morehouse: He sure is holding his hand steady for a long time. I wonder just how long he can hold it for?

  • Marj Wertz

    See Morehouse, his hand is bigger than mine. Now you owe me a drink!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Joker710 Scott Farrar

    Come Kyle put your nub up here!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lmm246 Lauren Marie

    Ever hear of Five Points? Well what about Five Fingers!!

  • Frank Gustafson

    Kevin and the Doc show Morehouse the future length of a stove pipe hat.

  • suzsexton

    Ok boys….just calm the f*ck down now.

  • LinJeffries

    shite…here we go again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/gary.aberle Gary Aberle

    One for all and all for one Boyo, Moorehouse…where’s your’s?

  • ShadowHunterLC

    Hey, how come they get manicures?

  • http://www.facebook.com/steven.bryson.18 Steven Bryson

    I always wanted to be a doctor since I was this high

  • http://www.facebook.com/SallyintheValley Sally Bartlett

    Big Hands, Big Feet, YOU do the math!

  • Judith Brooker

    Okay, okay, yours IS bigger than mine!

  • Bettybrap

    ‘There is no way I am taking that bet!’

  • http://twitter.com/Knikkink Knikkink

    C’mon, Major. It’s called, “The Hokey Pokey.”

  • Brooke

    And then I says to him, ‘No, YOU’RE the real white boy here!’

  • vic

    “I’ll take your word, ain’t no need to show me what ya got all over your hand. You might want to lay off visitin’ Eve’s for awile.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/cbainbridge1 Chad Bainbridge

    I swear I performed surgery on a Leprechaun, right about this height!

  • Laurent

    “look no gloves” oh wow

  • http://www.facebook.com/janet.sirles Ja’Net Sirles

    C’mon Moorehouse! Join the BFF hand stack… you know you want to!

  • http://www.facebook.com/doris.cash.92 Doris Cash

    No, no. It’s not too big a stone to look real. It’s a nice ring. Real nice.

  • http://twitter.com/MNBonnie MNBonnie

    In the war, his mutton chops had grown out to here!

  • http://twitter.com/zeewriter Zee

    So the bartender says, “Take the peg leg, leave the leprechaun.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.bellware Andrew Bellware

    Paper beats paper, Bitch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jean.ferretti.5 Jean Ferretti

    Sorry, Matthew, I don’t know where your hand has been. And I DO know where Kevin’s has been!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001713536303 Jane Jackson

    always heard that the size of the hand was what mattered, or is that feet

  • Kim OLeary

    On my lone leg, I will continue to stand alone.

  • http://twitter.com/Moonpye Lisa Rey

    I swear I jumped this high when she goosed me! That gal has some coooooold hands!

  • http://www.facebook.com/holly.roach.35 Holly Roach

    Hands in if you think moorehouse can drink a bottle of liquor this tall

  • http://twitter.com/jayneanastasia Jayne Owens

    “That’s not even close to the beginning of Gangnam Style..” Robert Morehouse

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grace-Soriano/100001403347828 Grace Soriano

    “Put your hand in the center if you’re lower-middle class!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/will.burnham.79 Will Burnham

    Well if ya don’t wanna put your hand in there, your wooden leg will do fine. *Irish accent of course ^_^*

  • Morleen

    See how big my hand is? You know what that means.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001344425310 Cullen AndAndrea

    I just had my hand up a dead guys bum….here touch it!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/holly.henderson.315 Holly Henderson

    Come on Kyle, you can be on top. -Ato
    Damn straight, no way I’m on bottom. -Kyle

  • http://www.facebook.com/HandsAtTheReady Craig Russell

    Freeman: So Robert, when you slept with Elizabeth did you also “smack it, flip it, rub it down” like Kevin did?

  • dori

    We are all so happy ’cause we KNOW that BBC America is gonna renew Copper!

  • Michelle Mock

    Colonoscopy time…you too Robert!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=631793935 Donna G Omo

    Kyle: Yeah, I’ve seen this one before. No way I’m puttin’ my hand in there.

  • Jayne Anastasia

    “I’ll take it into consideration..” Robert Morehouse

  • http://www.facebook.com/zita.hummer Zita Friderika Hummer

    Morehouse: I don’t know, but your hand still gives me the creeps, Doctor!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nicole.huntmcghee Nicole Hunt McGhee

    C’mon Moorehouse, if you’re happy and you know it stack your hand!

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.huggins.5 Zach Huggins

    Told ya mine was bigger!

  • emsboss

    C’mon Bro! Skin it!

  • David Miles

    Paper beats rock, I win !

  • Jill Stanton

    No Little Man Syndrome here……

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000508187861 Margaret Daly

    You limbo down this low, you know how to limbo don’t you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tim.mcmonigal Tim McMonigal

    Hand jive, do that crazy hand jive.

  • http://twitter.com/deetee128 Linda

    Come on Morehouse, join our pact, we’re giving up opium for Lent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.maxey.3 Andrew Maxey

    “Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.” …”corky who the hell is Spock?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/char.turnweb Char Turnweb

    Freeman: you know what the say about the size of a man’s hands
    Corcoran: I’m in
    Morehouse: I think I’ll sit this one out

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001713536303 Jane Jackson

    all for one, one for all, O.K. spoil- sport, two for one and two for all. darn elitist morehouse

  • Ed McNamee

    “Remember, people were a LOT shorter back in the 19th century; in fact, Abraham Lincoln was only this tall.”

  • platty

    her ass bounced this high on me – right on this floor!

  • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.page.376 Trevor Page

    I still dont touch poor peoples hands.

  • Lypsiladdict

    Oh my God, I made Corky laugh – gotta tell that joke again!! Ummm…you didn’t get it , did you, Morehouse?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1582052170 Michelle Seipel

    The fire only burned this high… I thought you said it would burn the whole city down!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nrotunno1 Nick Rotunno

    And then I said, “oh wait, that’s my RECTAL thermometer”

  • CopperCooper

    Robert: Wait. I don’t get it.

  • CopperCooper

    Robert: Wait. I don’t get it?

    Get Glue

    Copper