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The WAGs (wives and girlfriends) sure know how to have a good time. Throw your own glamourous WAGs style summer gathering and mix it up with these refreshing Footballers Wive$ inspired cocktails. Or feel free to submit your own Wive$ inspired bevie recipes and each week we'll publish the best ones!
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For your temptress upon arrival.
INGREDIENTS
1 shot dry vermouth
1 shot vodka
1 shot sherry
1 cap full of cola
INSTRUCTIONS
Just find a great big tumbler and pour all ingredients together over chilled chipped ice. Stir til you're ready to kick back with your fave girlfriend, Tanya. Never fear she's already tipsy so she won't need too much of this concoction...if all else fails to persuade her back in the sack, line it up with some hooter-huffing powder (keeps 'em coming back for more). Beware, though, of any "current" men; they have a habit of "tripping" up a good romantic interlude.
Strong, colorful, but with a hint of sweetness!
INGREDIENTS
2 oz. cachaca or white rum
2 generous citrus twists, preferably two different kinds - lemon and lime, orange and lime, whatever
6 oz. tonic
splash of homemade grenadine * 1 part simple syrup
* 2 parts pomegranate molasses (Middle Eastern delis carry it)
* 3 parts water
* Mix all three ingredients thoroughly in a saucepan over low heat. Pour into a glass bottle, cap tightly and refrigerate. Will keep indefinitely. INSTRUCTIONS
Pour cachaca or rum into a tall clear glass. Squeeze twists and drop into glass. Fill with ice, add tonic, and stir. Drizzle with grenadine but do not stir.
INGREDIENTS
One black and Tan' ya ale
A screaming orgasm
Sex on the beach, à la Spaniard style
INSTRUCTIONS
Mix together in a five-hour, happy hour glass....... and voilà, Noah'll ever know......RIP!!!
This recipe is for a very dry martini, shaken, up, chilled, and slightly dirty.
INGREDIENTS
2 ounces (yes, 2 oz. and don't skimp!) of Vodka (natch), preferably Stoli or Ketel One, none of that cheap stuff
Dry Vermouth
Chipped ice
1 Olive (or 3 but remember ladies they're salty and you don't want to bloat)
INSTRUCTIONS
First, fill a proper martini glass with ice and seltzer and let stand so that it gets lovely and cold.
Fill a cocktail shaker with the chipped ice, run a whisper of dry vermouth over the ice and drain. Pour in 2 oz of very cold vodka. Using the juice from the jar of olives, pour in just enough olive juice to give the voddie a slightly cloudy or dirty appearance. Now empty the martini glass of the ice and seltzer and pour in the contents of the shaker. It should reach the rim of the glass. Then toss the olive (gently, you don't want to spill any!) into the martini glass and serve.
Hint: Be sure to save the olive for last and linger over it seductively. Drives the fellas wild! Trust me.
This drink is a lot like Amber; a little sweet, a little sour, and it will make you crazy!
INGREDIENTS
1 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 - 2 splashes sweet and sour mix (to make your own, follow the instructions below)
* Put one cup of water in a small saucepan.
* Add one cup of sugar.
* Heat to a boil while stirring.
* Reduce heat and continue to stir until the sugar dissolves.
* Add one cup each of lemon and lime juices. Stir.
* Cool to room temperature.
* Find a clean container.
* Using a funnel, pour liquid into container.
* Seal and store in refrigerator indefinitely. Ice cubes
Orange slice
Maraschino cherry
INSTRUCTIONS
Pour the amaretto into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add a splash or two of sweet and sour mix, and shake well. Strain or pour into an old-fashioned glass, garnish with a maraschino cherry and a slice of orange, and serve.
Lucy can always be counted on to bring the juicy to any party! And just like Lucy, this cocktail is guaranteed to make you feel as though you've lost all feeling in your spine.
INGREDIENTS
3 oz Champagne (preferably not too dry, don't want your head to feel as though it's taken a beating in the AM)
Peach nectar juice (no need to squeeze your own, you can find it in a can)
2 oz Saki (chilled)
1 peeled Lychee nut
Ice cubes
INSTRUCTIONS
Pour the champagne and saki into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add the peach nectar juice, as much or as a little as you'd like. If you can't decide how much, ask your friend Tanya, and then shake well. Strain or pour into a tumbler with ice, garnish with a Lychee nut, and serve.
If you're hunting around for a good stiff drink then look no further. Careful, though, this one's lethal!
INGREDIENTS
1 part Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 part Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1 oz. Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
INSTRUCTIONS
Pour one part Jack Daniels and one part Jim Beam into a shot glass then float Wild Turkey on top.
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