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Episode 1: Caroline's First Day

New surgical resident Dr.Caroline Todd arrives for her first day at work, uncoiffed and under deodorixed, having spent the night in her car. Her day continues to be hygienically and professionally challenging as she meets her new medical and administrative colleagues.

But who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? And what sort of guy is Guy Secretan, the smooth talking anesthesiologist? Tricked into staying the night at his apartment, she concludes her mismanaged day by blocking his toilet with a "monster that won't go down."

Episode 2: Rumors

Caroline spends the day quashing gossip about her innocent night at Guy's apartment. Guy spends the day un-quashing them. What are the chances of him blurting out some dark secret? Very high, apparently.

Radiology guru Dr. Alan Statham enjoys the swirl of his white coat, and intern Martin Dear devotes valuable study time to pursuing a yogurt thief - and a woman. Any woman.

Episode 3: Lodgers

HR Director, Joanna Clore, is worried about her age, while her dangerous liaison with Alan Statham is now in danger of becoming tedious. She demands spontaneity and Statham agrees to give it some thought.

Meanwhile, Mac discovers his 'not-ready-to-have-kids-yet' ex-girlfriend is now pregnant. He takes a relatively philosophical view of this â?? apart from the stabbing incident. Caroline is looking for a roommate, and isn't too fussy as long as it's not someone like Angela. Which is a shame, because Angela is looking for accommodation.

Episode 4: Joanna's Birthday

What does a man get the woman he worships for her birthday? Would it be a locket filled with his own love juice? Joanna tries to play down the passing of another year, but is delighted to receive a gift that she thinks is from gorgeous IT guru Lyndon Jones. Too bad it's from less-than-gorgeous radiology guru Alan Statham.

A major incident rocks the hospital when Caroline's butt is given a score of four out of ten and Angela's gets an eight. They discover that Guy has thoughtfully compiled a multi-category league table that rates all the attractive women in the hospital. Confronted with this childish sexism, it's time for Guy to reveal his true sensitivity. He blames it all on Mac.

Episode 5: Housewarming Party

Martin is desperate, not just generally, although that's obviously still the case. But this time he worried that he hasn't got anything to wear to Caroline's housewarming party. He needs a calming influence, a voice of reason, someone with a keen eye for fashion. However, it's Sue White who offers to take him clothes shopping.

Will people do things at the party that they'll regret? They probably will, especially Caroline.

Elsewhere, Joanna has rashly demanded more mystery from her allegedly secret lover, so Statham overcomes a mild wool allergy to don a balaclava and kidnap Joanna, forcing her at finger-point to drive to a secret destination in the wilderness.

Episode 6: Tests

Both Joanna and Harriet are forced to visit the path lab because they are convinced they are pregnant. Martin sits his medical exams for the hundredth time, and Mac surreptitiously attends an interview for a promotion. Caroline's character is also being scrutinized, as the extent of her party misdemeanors is gradually revealed.

Statham is dealt a massive double blow as his extravagant plans for imminent fatherhood are dashed when the ever-gracious Joanna finally kicks him to the curb. His hitherto ordered and sophisticated mind begins to fall to pieces. So much so, that for the first time in his life, he steals a milk van.

Episode 7: Tangled Webs

Caroline wants a baby but she's confused. Is Guy a good guy or the bad guy? And what about Mac?

Meanwhile, Martin gets his exam results and Guy hires a hit man to finish off Mac's good looks. Statham finds comfort in God â?? or is it the attractive chaplain, Cordelia?

Episode 8: Slave Auction

Martin loves Caroline. Caroline loves Mac. So does Sue White. Mac has a girlfriend. Statham loves Jesus, or is it the chaplain? Joanna loves Lyndon. Guy loves Guy but pretends to love Caroline. The charity slave auction sorts them all out.

Episode 9: Emergency

Joanna is desperate to lure Statham away from Jesus, and Caroline is desperate to lure Mac away from his girlfriend and Sheffield. Mac challenges Guy to one final bet: he can't bed Joanna. Martin discovers some knee-trembling news and things escalate towards a tragedy of Ancient Greek proportions, as we head for the precipice...