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This is the end, my friend the end… The entire school belongs to Malachi now. The lunatics have definitely taken over the asylum. There's only one person who hasn't been converted and that's the unlikely Holy Roller, Roxanne.
Ella's got evil Leon locked up in a cell in her room while she tries to figure out her next move. That little prat is really getting on my nerves. If she doesn't finish him off soon I'll do it myself. I stuffed a sausage roll full of downers to keep him quiet for the time being and boy did they work.
It was sort of fun poking at him with sticks while he was drugged, he deserves it. But the time for fun and games is over. I had to go into his dreams to find out his deepest desire and then enact it so I could snap him out of this Malachi trance he's in. It turns out that his deepest desire was that he wanted to be Ella's equal. When he woke up, he was normal again – well, as normal as he ever was. Ella told him everything that happened while he was on the dark side and he plain lost it. He wasn't wrong to be upset. She never trusted him and that's why Tom is dead and all this has happened. All he wanted was for her to be proud of him but she's been killing for so long, she doesn't remember what love is or what it means to be human. He couldn't take it any longer and said good bye to her. He left school but before leaving asked me to look after her.
Ella was moping about after Leon left. I realize she’s sad but she must have been through tons of romances over her 500 years. In the end I got her to snap out of it and come up with a cunning plan to get rid of Malachi and his school full of zombies. Well, I should clarify, it's not the entire school…there is one person who is still pure.
Then Ella came up with something so brilliant I can't stand that I didn't think of it myself. First, I had to dose Roxanne's exercise water with a few drops of ghost-revealing elixir – it's been a while since I used that one. Then, I paid a visit to my favorite shopping mall - aka the morgue - and got myself a nice angel costume. Don't ask – I have no idea what it was doing on a stiff. Then, while Roxanne was in church praying, I appeared to her and told her that God sent me to her, to ask for her help. She bought the entire story. She really wasn't as bitchy as she used to be. I don't want to brag but I think my dramatic interlude was my best performance ever – and there’s been a few.
Sadly, Ella’s task wasn’t quite as much fun. She had to reforge the knife of Orakiah in flames and I think we all know how she feels about fire. She had a plan to kill the baby Malachi that was being so carefully guarded by Perie the Fairie. Well that little plan backfired, she ended up stabbing herself instead of the baby and she came back bleeding like a stuck pig. She's very weak, and probably dying. She must be delirious because she’s started talking about how she really loved Leon. He's her perfect fit, body and soul and she’s regretting leaving it too late to tell him. Well, the end of days is upon us so it may be too late for everyone.
Leon had a meeting with a terribly wounded Mephistopheles, who told him the only thing worth fighting for is love. It's hard to believe that a henchman of Hell would say something so poetic, but I'm happy he did because it swayed Leon enough to come back to Ella. I’m no good in a medical emergency so thank God he's here. He took a sword and cauterized her wound to try and stop the flow of blood. It worked in Star Wars, why not in real life? She let out quite a shriek, but…it seemed to have worked. But we had to get her out of there right away; fire was breaking out all over the school.
Sadly, Roxanne met a much worse fate. Who knew she had it in her to be a true innocent? Malachi never could turn her and so he did the only thing he could do, sacrifice her. She stood by her faith to the very end. As we ran away from the school I turned around to see the entire building engulfed in flames. When the dawn broke, Ella was still with us and on the mend. I know it's the end of days and there’s bigger things to worry about, but this angel's outfit starting to bug me. It’s not my first-choice outfit for facing the end of the world, or whatever it is that's going to happen to us. I'm just glad I won't be facing it on my own…
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I NOW HAVE NOTHING TO WATCH THIS SUMMER PLEASE BRING HEX BACK
THIS IS SOOOOO REDICULOUS EVERY SHOW THAT TURNS OUT TO B GREAT GETS CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe yet another FABULOUS show has been canceled. HEX was the best thing to come along since Buffy saved the world and closed the hellmouth...bummer
IT'S BEEN CANCELLED? U MEAN THAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING & EXCITED FOR THE NEW SEASON AND THE A- HOLES CANCELLED IT? U STILL HAVE DR.WHO AIRING & U CANCELLED HEX? WHO ADVISED THIS? OBVIOUSLY U BRITS DONT HAVE ANY IMAGINATION OR R THOSE WOMEN FROM "ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS" A TRUE EXAMPLE OF THE BRITISH!? IF SO, I GUESS U CAN'T BE TOO SURPRISED THEY HAVE NO TASTE. RECONSIDER THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS AND START IMMEDIATELY GETTING NEW HEX PLOTS IN THE CAN! AMERICA LOVES IT AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN 2 THEM!
I loved Hex!!! Please consider bringing it back...reruns and NEW episodes. It was the most fun and imaginative program going! The characters were all fabulous. I'm sorry so many died off at the end, but this IS television, there should be some way to bring some of the more interesting lesser characters and have a new plot line???? Please, please please bring it back!!!!
Hex was a terrific show that brought a lot of imagination to the screen. Please bring it back.
WHY IS IT WHEN A SHOW HAS UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS AND AWESOME EYE CANDY, THEY TAKE IT AWAY? WHAT'S A GIRL GOTTA DO GO GET THIS SHOW BACK ON?????
PLEASE PLEASE BRING HEX BACK....THE CHARACTERS ARE AWESOME. I MISS THEM :-(
I got hooked on HEX with the first episode! I watched Season 1 on DVD because I don't have access to satalite or cable. Listen to the fans...do NOT cancel HEX!
I love hex . Why would they cancel it ? there crazy!