Vicky Pollard

Vicky Pollard, the teen bad dream that everyone loves to love, is still the biggest delinquent on the block. Splitting her time between six kids from seven different blokes, and well, like, this whole totally fake tabloid exposé or summin' and then there's, like, this whole other thing or summin' or nuffin' as well.

Emily and Florence

Emily and Florence are back and still determined to prove once more how feminine they are despite being terribly unconvincing transvetites. Ignoring the small issue of uncontrollable facial hair, square jaws, and low speaking voices, you would never guess that what lies beneath those crinolines isn't quite as ladylike as one might first have thought.

Daffyd

Being the only gay in his village, Daffyd continues in his fight for gay rights, this time running in the local bi-election as the representative for The Gay Rights for Gays party. And proving that sex and politics always go hand in hand, he embarks on a new career as a prostitute. Needless to say, he's quite a hit down at the local mine.

Lou and Andy

It's all still a big kerfuffle for Lou, looking after Andy's every need. There's a trip to the air show to organize, an unscheduled game of rugby to play, and a rather wet and wild trip to the local aquarium to contend with. On top of it all, Lou receives some sad news which means he has to leave Andy in the hands of new care-giver, Mrs. Mead (Imelda Staunton).

Sid Pegg

Sid runs the local Neighborhood Watch Committee with military precision, much to the alarm and amusement of his fellow residents. Any would-be vandals or litterbugs beware - Sid, the neighbor from Hell, operates a zero-tolerance policy.

Letty

She just loves everything froggy - ornaments, birthday cakes, cuddly toys - in fact anything and everything frog-themed. However, she has a rather violent reaction to the real thing.

Bubbles

She's back, she's bigger than ever, and she's booked in for a fondue facial at noon. Still running up bills larger than her backside at the Hill Grange Health Farm, Bubbles is content with not only expanding her own considerable size, but also that of her absent husband's credit rating.

Marjorie Dawes

Marjorie takes the term "cruel to be kind" to dizzying new heights. Never one to enjoy other people's happiness or success, she's always looking for fresh ammunition with which to inflict even more pain and misery. However, a mishap at the tanning salon gives her class a brief respite from the verbal onslaught and an opportunity to fight back.

Dudley and Ting Tong

Dudley receives delivery of his new bride, Ting Tong Macadangdang, lovingly chosen from his Thai Brides For You brochure. Unfortunately, Ting Tong does not live up to his expectations. In fact, she could be prosecuted under the Trade Descriptions Act. Incensed, Dudley orders her to leave, but Ting Tong can be very persuasive...

Desiree De Vere

At Hill Grange Health Spa, Bubbles De Vere gets a shock when she bumps into her ex-husband, Roman De Vere. He and his new wife, 280-pound ex-Olympic gymnast Desiree, are honeymooning at the Spa. Sparks fly as Bubbles comes face to face with the woman who destroyed her marriage.

Sir Norman Fry

Member of Parliament Sir Norman is happily married with three children and a dog. What a shame that he has a rather unfortunate habit of getting caught in the most unconstitutional of positions with strangers...

Mrs. Emery

She's a sweet old lady, always ready to stop and have a chat, whether it is at the supermarket, the post office or in the street. The only problem is her inability to control certain bodily functions.

Leonard

Leonard is a gentle man who works in an old people's home. He goes to great lengths to make sure the pillows are plumped because he is very particular about comfort - his own comfort, that is.