Who Loves the Sun?

Regarding William and the Boob: Are The Sun’s Pants on Fire?

If Prince William goosing the sun-kissed mammary of a Brazilian babe wasn't salacious enough, you can count on The Sun to make mountains out of a pair of very pretty molehills.

Robbie: They Tried To Make Him Stay in Rehab, But He Said “No, No, No”

At least he hasn’t shaved his head: Robbie Williams is out of his Arizona rehab facility and looks to be back up to his old partying ways. The Daily Mail shows Robbie out on the town in L.A….

Charlotte Church Is Pregnant, Heather Mills Fears Losing Her “Strap-On”

The gossip newsletter Holy Moly broke the story first, and now Charlotte Church‘s people are confirming it: she is indeed knocked up, up the duff, bun in the freakin’ oven.

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Not “Faking It”

OK, so my friend Tanya Bower sent me an email with just a URL and subject line that said simply “Sick.” I clicked the URL; I couldn’t imagine it being THAT bad.

Who Loves The Sun? Racists, Maybe???

OK, this is soooo wrongheaded, I almost mistook it for self-satire. On the front page of today’s issue of The Sun, a group of children of differing ethnicities hold signs bearing racial slurs.