It’s the day after the Heatheruption: it’s up to the tabloids to pick up the pieces and make sense of it all. BBC NEWS culls quotes from the usual suspects.
What…are the British papers working on a two-day delay? Did the news travel by rowboat across the Atlantic or something?
The gossip newsletter Holy Moly broke the story first, and now Charlotte Church‘s people are confirming it: she is indeed knocked up, up the duff, bun in the freakin’ oven.
She always dreamed she’d find that perfect lover, but he turned out to be like every other geriatric billionaire ex-Beatle with lawyers that rival most nations’ justice departments. But she ain’t mad at him; Heather …