The Rolling Stones

Keith Richards “To Donate His Body To Science”

If he ever manages to actually, you know, die one of these days, Keith Richards plans to donate his body to science. “Apparently, I do have an incredible immune system.

Dave Clark Five Frontman Has Passed Away

One of the original comrades of the British Invasion has passed away: Mike Smith, frontman of the legendary Dave Clark Five, has died at age 64 after contracting pneumonia in the hospital. This comes a little more than a week before …

Mick Jagger’s Got Sympathy For Amy Winehouse

Mick Jagger says Amy Winehouse will be fine: “Everyone goes through this sort of thing when they become very famous so hopefully Amy will come out the other side with equanimity and a new lease of life.

Keith Richards Still Having a Snort Over Dead Father

I guess now that Keith Richards‘ mother is no longer here to protest, the Rolling Stones guitarist can happily riff on snorting his father’s ashes without guilt.

The Lips Don’t Lie: Mick Jagger’s Pout Has Deflated

The lips don’t lie: Mick Jagger‘s trademark “child-bearing lips” have lost some of their fullness. The Daily Mail writes: “So deflated have they become that he is having to accentuate what remains with …

Mick Jagger’s Wee-Wee Is Bad for the Bee Population

Winehouse to Wed? Also: Mick Jagger Responds to Jerry Hall’s Claims

Will Amy Winehouse marry Blake Fielder-Civil in Miami this weekend? (The Sun)

Disney Bans Keith Richards From “World’s End”

Disney is worried about how Keith Richards' recent "dad-snorting" comments will affect Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, in which he plays Johnny Depp's father. He's been effectively banished …

Ashes to Ashes, Funk to Funky, We Know Cokehead Keef’s a Junky…

Whether or not he actually inhaled his father's remains (it certainly wouldn't be a shocker if he did), Keith Richards has a wonderfully morbid sense of humor. The spokespeople for The Rolling Stones are stepping all …