There’s a saying that the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree, but some apples seem to want to climb back up and re-glue themselves to the branches for all time.
Has anyone checked down the back of the Osbournes to see if they have invisible lightning rods coming out of their heads? Surely one family can’t be as prone to disastrous circumstance as they are?
Sharon Osbourne says that Rock of Love girl had it comin': “It shows you how dumb she is. Anyone who knows anything about me knows not to say anything about my family, or you’re going to get it.