Lost In Translation: Five British Things Americans Don’t Understand

Sometimes, we Americans can’t ignore the fact that there are a handful of things we just don’t get about our dear Brits. For instance, how did morris dancing even start? Why are crumpets so great?

Hide! Katie Price is Coming to the U.S.!

Anyone who saw the E! reality series following Katie “Jordan” Price and her then-husband Peter Andre will know that she is someone whose ambition knows no bounds.

Pamela Anderson on Jordan: “I Have No Idea How She Became Famous”

Pamela Anderson has slammed her big-boobed British counterpart, Jordan: “I have no idea how she became famous. [Anglophenia note: um, she posed topless for a rag. Kinda like you did, Pammy.

Katie Price Becomes Kate Andre: Jordan Changes Her Name

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Don’t Touch Her, She’s Ginger: Britain’s Problem with Redheads

You’d think that the baby’s ridiculous name would be a greater cause for alarm, but Jordan‘s more concerned that her newborn daughter Princess Tiaami is a budding firecrotch. “I don’t mind, though.

Peter Andre’s Slow Recovery Thwarts Jordan’s Sex Life

Jordan talks about how Peter Andre‘s recovery from meningitis: “We have not been able to have sex yet. I can’t move and he is too ill – we are as bad as each other!

Peter Andre Suffering From Meningitis?

We make jokes at their expense – and they provide more than enough material – but the truth is, Jordan and Peter Andre have endured more than their share of tragedy in recent years – Jordan’s miscarriages, …

Jordan Reveals Peter Andre’s Asphyxiation Fetish

Our favorite living blow-up doll gives an interview with The Sun about the effects of her pregnancy, and the “WTF?