Joe McElderry

The UK Pop Chart…Now with Duck Sauce

This week, the UK’s charts are being dominated by an aggressive man with a shiny head and a prominent grill for the second week running. No, not Darth Vader, he’s wheezier, I mean Cee-Lo Green, whose sweary chart-topper …

Joe McElderry Wins X Factor

Sure, Joe McElderry can sing, and he’s attractive, but zzzz. No X Factor. He has a bland, serviceable voice with little richness, color, or personality, and he has zero stage presence.