Most personality quizzes are fairly even-handed affairs. You could be one sort of a thing in a list (Beatle, emotion, root vegetable) or you could be another, and they’re all roughly the same.
This quiz is not like that. It’s more like walking into a roomful of mousetraps, one of which is connected to a thermonuclear warhead.
By which I mean, there is one Harry Potter villain in this quiz that is worse than all the others, and you may need to consider some kind of hex to prevent finding out that you were secretly him all along.
Wands at the ready? Let’s play:
Note: no magic, muggle science or shamanism has been used in the creation of this quiz. If it turns out you’re He Who Must Not Be Named, consider us We Who Must Not Be Blamed.
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