WATCH: Emma Thompson Reads ‘The Night Before Christmas’

Emma Thompson (that's not a real book)

Emma Thompson (that’s not a real book)

Looking for a particularly anglophile way to get the festive season started? Well why not try this…

Penguin Books has commissioned this delightful video, in which Emma Thompson starts (and finishes) a celebrity read-through of Clement Clarke Moore’s The Night Before Christmas. She’s joined by fellow celebrity Penguin authors, such as Richard Curtis and Jennifer Saunders, to take a couple of lines each.

As an exercise in ensemble delivery of a text, it’s interesting to note who is good and who is not good. Emma is clearly the best, of course, but Charlie Higson does rather well, as do Graham Nash, Cerys Matthews and Jeremy Paxman.

Malcolm Gladwell, on the other hand, mis-rhymes ‘roof’ and ‘hoof,’ and Jamie Oliver reads as if language is not his first language.

Which just goes to show: reading stuff aloud is not as easy as it looks.

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Fraser McAlpine

Fraser McAlpine

Fraser is a British writer, broadcaster and the the author of the book Stuff Brits Like. He is Anglophenia's resident Brit blogger, having written BBC Radio 1's Chart Blog, the Top of the Pops website, and for NME, the Guardian and elsewhere. Favorite topics include slang, Doctor Who and cramming as much music into Anglophenia as he can manage. He invites you to join him on Twitter: @csi_popmusic
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