And Now, A Gallifreyan Christmas Carol

(BBC)

Eleven Time Lords staring (BBC)

Merry Christmas, Anglophenians everywhere!

*taps music stand with sonic baton*

On the first day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, a mad man in a blue box.

On the second day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the third day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, Five’s celer-eee!
Four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box

On the sixth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, ten Converse running, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, eleven bows a-tying, ten Converse running, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, twelve faces changing, eleven bows a-tying, ten Converse running, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

Fraser McAlpine

Fraser McAlpine

Fraser is a British writer, broadcaster and the the author of the book Stuff Brits Like. He is Anglophenia's resident Brit blogger, having written BBC Radio 1's Chart Blog, the Top of the Pops website, and for NME, the Guardian and elsewhere. Favorite topics include slang, Doctor Who and cramming as much music into Anglophenia as he can manage. He invites you to join him on Twitter: @csi_popmusic
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