The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary conquered the air waves. (BBC)

Merry Christmas, Anglophenians everywhere!

*taps music stand with sonic baton*

On the first day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, a mad man in a blue box.

On the second day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the third day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, Five’s celer-eee!
Four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box

On the sixth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, ten Converse running, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, eleven bows a-tying, ten Converse running, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Doctor sent to me, twelve faces changing, eleven bows a-tying, ten Converse running, nine Time Lords dancing, eight coats a-frocking, seven red umbrellas, six feline brooches, Five’s celer-eee, four colored scarves, three ruffled shirts, two furry coats and a mad man in a blue box.

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By Fraser McAlpine