The thing you have to realise about all of the Star Trek Into Darkness trailer clips doing the rounds (we’re up to a remarkable 65% of the internet now), is that they are simply fulfilling a need. When the movie finally opens in two weeks – which is just long enough to release another nivety-threlve trailers – we’ll stop talking about what is going to happen in the film and just flipping well watch it.

Until then, we shall all continue to stare, enthralled* as the not-so-secret weapon of the movie’s imminent success – one B. Cumberbatch esq. – gets to say nasty things to Captain Kirk in a voice that is basically the sonic equivalent of lava running down a mountainside towards a town –  if lava was a) witheringly contemptuous and b) sexy.

Like here, in this special clip:

* It’s either that or trying to piece the whole movie together from bits of trailer, like a great big video jigsaw puzzle.