Top Gear Personality Quiz: Are You Jeremy, Richard or James?

Richard, Jeremy and James, in that order.

The thing you have to realise about the Anglophenia personality quizzes is they are an inexact science. So inexact, in fact, that if you made a car using the kind of sweeping generalisations in the place of precise measurement that we use here, it would be less a convenient mode of transportation and more a pile of random bits on the floor.

That said, they’re not quite as tangential to reality as a Magic 8 Ball, and the results, while probably not massively useful as part of a therapeutic examination of the human psyche, should at least give you a clue as to why you prefer pulling doughnuts in a supermarket parking lot over spending hours painstakingly gluing a model tank together.

Or it could all be a load of hooey. Fun hooey, but hooey nonetheless. Sadly there’s only one way to find out:

And on that bombshell, etc…