WATCH: Clive Owen Battles Terrifying Thing In ‘Intruders’ Trailer

Intruders

It’s always a faff when your daughter writes a horror story about a man called Hollowface, in a magical house that appears to make it come true, isn’t it? I mean, she’s a lovely child and everything, but would it have killed her to come up with a story in which oodles of dollar bills came raining down from the ceiling with no painful consenquences whatsover?

Luckily, her dad’s Clive Owen. He can sort it out. Hopefully…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1C24mpDA_zc

I know it’s been said before, but should the producers of Doctor Who be thinking of an older replacement for Matt Smith, they could do worse than Serious Clive. Just a thought…

Fraser McAlpine

Fraser McAlpine

Fraser is a British writer, broadcaster and the the author of the book Stuff Brits Like. He is Anglophenia's resident Brit blogger, having written BBC Radio 1's Chart Blog, the Top of the Pops website, and for NME, the Guardian and elsewhere. Favorite topics include slang, Doctor Who and cramming as much music into Anglophenia as he can manage. He invites you to join him on Twitter: @csi_popmusic
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