WATCH: Clive Owen Battles Terrifying Thing In ‘Intruders’ Trailer


It’s always a faff when your daughter writes a horror story about a man called Hollowface, in a magical house that appears to make it come true, isn’t it? I mean, she’s a lovely child and everything, but would it have killed her to come up with a story in which oodles of dollar bills came raining down from the ceiling with no painful consenquences whatsover?

Luckily, her dad’s Clive Owen. He can sort it out. Hopefully…

I know it’s been said before, but should the producers of Doctor Who be thinking of an older replacement for Matt Smith, they could do worse than Serious Clive. Just a thought…

Fraser McAlpine

Fraser McAlpine

Fraser has been writing and broadcasting about music and popular culture for over 15 years, first at the Top of the Pops website, and most recently for the NME, Guardian and MSN. He also wrote BBC Radio 1's Chart Blog and reviews albums for BBC Radio 2. He is Anglophenia's current resident Brit, blogging about British slang and running around the Mall taking snaps of the crowd at the Royal Wedding, as well as reigniting a childhood passion for classic Doctor Who and cramming as much music in as he can manage. Fraser invites you to join him on Twitter: @csi_popmusic
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