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  • Lily Allen says her talk show was a flop and a waste of license fee money. “I made a lot of money out of it. Thank you, license-payers – that was very nice of you.”(The Sun)

  • David Tennant emerges from surgery with an uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter.(Daily Mail)
  • Coldplay have broken up “six times,” Chris Martin claims. “Each time we say, ‘This is it! This is the last show!’ But then you have a fun show and everyone shuts up. The last time it happened… well, even our publicist wouldn’t have found out about it.” I lament their lack of follow-through.(Mirror)
  • Not three days after winning X Factor, Alexandra Burke pulls a Britney in the back of a limo. Mind your hind part, woman.(Daily Mail)
  • “Anti-X Factor” forces are campaigning to make Jeff Buckley‘s “Hallelujah” No. 1 over Alexandra Burke’s version.(Daily Mail)
  • Kate Moss and Ms. Burke are the Patsy and Edina of the new generation.(The Sun)
  • Kate will continue to hawk her frillies through Topshop for three more years.(Telegraph)
  • Now Robbie Williams is being rumored to join X Factor as a judge. That I’d like to see. (Telegraph)
  • David Beckham schmoozes with David Arquette, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, and Spike Lee at a Knicks/Lakers game.(Daily Mail)
  • Emma Thompson‘s husband is hot and economically responsible.(Daily Mail)
  • Hey, you got your nose smashed by my reckless stage dive? Here’s a VIP pass and an open bar, says The View frontman Kyle Falconer. And apparently that’s all the victim wanted.(Daily Mail)
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By Kevin Wicks
Kevin Wicks is the founding editor of Anglophenia.