Paris Hilton tried to land Prince Harry at a swanky London club, and Big Ginger wasn’t havin’ it: “Harry clearly didn’t want to speak to her but she did a sexy dance in front of him and he finally stood up to shake her hand. He then just wandered off, and Paris looked a bit annoyed.” He probably went off to wash his hand, as he likely didn’t know where hers had been.(The Sun)
You know when the company CEO is in town, and your supervisor wants everyone to be one of their best behavior? Desks clean, smiles on, TV turned to BBC AMERICA? Imagine what happened when Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip visited Google’s London offices. Google being Google, they’d be ready for their royal inspection, right? Not quite: “After a demonstration of Google Earth, which included showing satellite pictures of Buckingham Palace, the Duke asked the Google team if they get up an image of their own office. It seemed a simple enough request. A couple of clicks on a mouse, and moments later the image on the computer screen had moved the few hundred yards from the Palace itself to Belgrave House, 76 Buckingham Palace Road, Google’s London home. And there…was no Google. “(The Times)
Madonna dedicated one of her songs at her concert to “emotional retards.” Guy Ritchie, in turn, plans to dedicate his next film to “elderly, hulking, control freak pop divas.”(Metro)
Madonna and Guy’s divorce will be a clash of the titan female attorneys: Madge has hired McCartney lawyer Fiona Shackleton, Guy has Helen Ward, who represented Andrew Lloyd Webber.(Daily Mail)
Graham Norton offers advice to a shamefaced boyfriend who backed the car over his girlfriend’s cat in his latest Telegraph column.
18-year-old Emma Watson is dating a 25-year-old financier who looks like a poor man’s Matthew McConaughey.(Daily Mail)