• Pete Doherty says he “fancies” Sting‘s 17-year-old daughter. (Gigwise)

  • It’s official: Naomi Campbell and her “bald patch” might be headed to the slammer for that lugie assault on a copper at Heathrow.(BBC)
  • Victoria Beckham is supposed to look like Amy Winehouse in this Marc Jacobs ad, but we think she’s auditioning to be the new Teletubby: Skanky-Wanky.(Daily Mail)
  • Leona Lewis“Bleeding Love” is now the sixth most-watched YouTube music video ever.(The Sun)
  • JK Rowling is auctioning off an 800-word prequel to the Harry Potter novels; it could go for $10 million, which is $12,500 per word. Nice work if you can get it, huh?(Daily Record)
  • Clive Owen…TOPLESS!(Popsugar)
  • Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson is now an ack-treeessss: she’s joining The Sarah Connor Chronicles as “technology company boss Catherine Weaver.”(Daily Record)
  • The creator of Waking the Dead is set to do a three-part “relationship thriller” for ITV. The title? Map of Love.(The Stage)
  • Oh God: UK broadcaster ITV is giving the deeply laughable Piers Morgan his own talk show.(Guardian)
  • The BBC plans to produce more shows outside of London.(The Stage)
  • Photos: Lewis Hamilton holding hands with Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls.(Daily Mail)
  • Did Nicola Roberts, the stroppy ginger-haired one in Girls Aloud, dump her boyfriend after consulting a psychic?(Mirror)
  • Shayne Ward a.k.a. Justin Timberfake, is learning to shake his bhangra booty.(Mirror)
  • Surprise: Glastonbury is gonna be a big mud pit again this year.(Gigwise)
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Filed Under: Coco Sumner, Pete Doherty, Sting
By Kevin Wicks
Kevin Wicks is the founding editor of Anglophenia.