Barenaked Ladies: Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley

  • Sienna Miller has won damages against The Sun and News of the World for publishing nude photos of her taken on the set of Hippie Hippie Shake.(BBC)
  • Meanwhile, you don’t have to skulk around film sets hoping for a glimpse of Keira Knightley‘s lovely bones. You just have to visit your local supermarket checkout line (again).(The Sun)
  • Young’uns Emma Watson and Lily Allen “out-glammed” Naomi Campbell at last night’s Chanel afterparty. Hell, if I received $240,000 basically just for showing up (in Lily’s case), I’d look pretty glam, too.
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton are learning pairs ice skating.(The Sun)
  • Gavin Henson, boyfriend of Charlotte Church, broke his hand after “allegedly punching a pal during a drinking game.”(The Sun)
  • Jane Seymour has finally admitted defeat and sold her house in Bath after neighbors took her to court over loud, late night parties.(Daily Mail)
  • Rupert Everett is moaning again about how coming out wrecked his career: “It’s not ideal to be homosexual in my business. For instance, I’m every bit as good as Hugh Grant, and I can do the same sort of thing, but look at the roles he gets.”(Mirror)
  • David Beckham and a very fearsome-looking snake pose in a Motorola ad.(Mirror)
  • Here’s Barbara Walters‘ interview with the Beckhams from last night’s 10 Most Fascinating People of 2007 special. J.K. Rowling was No. 1.(Just Jared)