Sean Bean is not boffing Sienna Miller, he says, and he’s very pissed off by the allegations. He tells The Times: “None of the stories are true. They’re all lies. Damaging and hurtful lies.” We should all just leave this man alone. He’s one of the good guys.
Jude Law on that hideous remake of Alfie: “Alfie paid me more money than any other film’s ever paid. You know, paid for my divorce!” Glad someone got something good out of that appalling film.(Mirror)
Sean Connery as Cro-Magnon man: a 1952 semi-nude portrait of the Bond actor has been uncovered.(Daily Mail)
The not-dead-yet Dawn French says there may be more Vicar of Dibley to come.(Chortle)
If Victoria Beckham thought Chris Moyles was randy, check out what happened when she went on a Japanese talk show.(The Sun)
Daily Mail Cellulite Watch: Victoria Beckham’s knees.
The Sun salutes the hardest-working dames in show business, the WAGs.
Chantelle Houghton, the ditzy Paris Hilton-lookalike who won Celebrity Big Brother, is a millionaire?! Someone hook me up with a bad dye job and spray-on tan…I want in.(The Sun)