Mick Jagger’s Wee-Wee Is Bad for the Bee Population

When your local bee colony starts attracting some unsavory characters, now you know why: documentary director Julien Temple told Radio 4 that Mick Jagger used bees to artificially enlarge his penis, reports The Daily Mail:

Temple – who directed the Rolling Stones’s “Undercover Of The Night” video – told how Jagger covered his private parts with the insects so that they could sting his penis and inflate it.

The technique is an Amazonian marriage ritual.He said: “It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo.Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think.”

I guess if you want to find those missing bees, we simply need to check Mick’s trousers…

In other news:

  • Sharon Osbourne says Amy Winehouse‘s “too nice” to judge X-Factor.(Digital Spy)
  • Ames and her new hubby holed up in an $18,000 love den.(Mirror)
  • Amy Outhouse?(Stereogum)
  • Mel C. gives her umpteenth refusal to do a Spice Girls reunion. “I don’t want to be the spoilsport, no pun intended, but if the other four do it then I think I’ll be in a dilemma. I don’t want to be the person that stops it from being the complete set, but in my heart of hearts it’s not something I want to do.” Like I said before, David Walliams of Little Britain would make a crackin’ replacement.(Daily Mail)
  • I don’t know who could have possibly been fooled by Victoria Beckham‘s blow-up doll stand-in – it’s much too healthy-looking and you can’t see its boobs.(Daily Mail)
  • The freaky Test Card girl – famously employed in Sam Tyler’s night terrors on Life on Mars – comes back to haunt us 32 years later.(Daily Mail)
  • Jake Shears says he kissed hottie British TV personality, Steve Jones.(Mirror)

Kevin Wicks

Kevin Wicks founded BBCAmerica.com's Anglophenia blog back in 2005 and has been translating British culture for an American audience ever since. While not British himself - he was born and raised in St. Louis, Missouri - he once received inordinate hospitality in London for sharing the name of a dead but beloved EastEnders character. His Anglophilia stems from a high school love of Morrissey, whom he calls his "gateway drug" into British culture.

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