If Prince William goosing the sun-kissed mammary of a Brazilian babe wasn't salacious enough, you can count on The Sun to make mountains out of a pair of very pretty molehills. The Sun "quotes" international "relations" student Ana Ferreira, who "commented" on the photo taken in a bar:
"I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.
"I thought it couldn't be the future king – but now I've seen the picture it's no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them."
Funny, that Ana girl sounds just like a smutty Sun reporter. Either this 18-year-old has a real future in tabloid journalism, or writer Jamie Pyatt needs to learn not to break character when putting words in someone's mouth.